Spam . . .
I know it's annoying and sometimes costly but . . . on those slow days its nice to know that there's some pimple faced kid out there trying to jam my email box to its memory limit with emails about viagra, pop stars, tennis players and another college degree . . . I think those trying to stop it should just admit that they're jealous because they don't get quite as many as some of the rest of us . . .

Something to think about.