It's true, I seen it!
Well, I have seen it but never really understood . . . but now it's happened to me . . . I was stretching and heard a ripping sound. There are now two interesting parallel rips at the elbow of my shirt that I'm wearing. That, on top of having to do documentation on a floor that currently has no air conditioning.

Benny Goodman, et al, will most certainly make things better.